PC NCAA Picks, Western Region (Phoenix)

Now it's time for the Western Region
UConn (Connecticut) vs. Chattanooga. Huskies versus Moccasins. Moccasins were shoes worn by Native Americans and hunters and settlers in the frontier regions of North America, according to Wikipedia. While Native Americans wore these shoes, also the rotten white settlers wore these shoes, therefore Mocs are politically incorrect and we pick UConn. Moreover Connecticut is a blue state.

BYU v. Texas A&M . Cougars v. Aggies. Both animals, so that doesn't work. BYU is a Mormon school, Mormons can be like Romney or Harry Reid, however, Texas A&M got a lot of money from Halliburton, so pick the Cougars.

Purdue v. Northern Iowa. Boilermakers v. Panthers. Panthers are an animal and Boilermakers are trained craftsmen who ruin the environment. UNI.

Washington v. Miss St. Huskies v. Bulldogs. Mississippi State once wouldn't play in a tournament game because their school refused to play against integrated schools. Therefore, pick Washington.

Marquette v. Utah State. Warriors v. Aggies. Marquette was named for a French explorer. Utah State.

Missouri v. Cornell. Tigers v. Big Red. Cornell is an Ivy League school, so we pick them because they're on the cutting edge of what is politically correct.

California v. Maryland. Bears v. Terrapins. Terrapins are turtles, nice animals. Maryland, even though you'd think Cal because of Berkeley's reputation for peace and anti-war activism.

Memphis v. Cal-State Northridge, Tigers v. Matadors. Matadors are main performers in bullfighting, which is cruel to the bulls in Spain. Memphis is the pick.