4th annual NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament PC Picks

Yes, it's time for my Fourth annual NCAA Men's Tournament PC Picks, where we take a school's nickname and state into consideration on who should win, not if the players are good.

To my chagrin, none of the Military academies are in, Army, Navy and Air Force. VMI (Virginia Military Institute) lost in their conference final, or they'd be in and an easy team to make fun of.

Can we petition a school in Oklahoma or Texas to call themselves the Hallies (short for Halliburton)?

First the Midwest or Indy region
Louisville versus Morehead State or Alabama State. Alabama State comes from the SWAC, a conference of historically black schools. Morehead State is in Kentucky, a red state and they're the eagles, which represents America, which we don't like because it isn't global enough. If Alabama State wins the playin game, take them, otherwise take the Cardinals, because Cardinals are nice birds.

Ohio State versus Siena, Buckeyes versus Saints. Saints are too intolerant. Ohio State.

Utah versus Arizona. Utes versus Wildcats. Utah is a more conservative state than Arizona, Arizona.

Wake Forest versus Cleveland State. Demon Deacons versus Vikings. Vikings were exploiting the Native American population in the Midwest. Wake Forest.

West Virginia versus Dayton. Mountaineers versus Flyers. Both are harmful to the environment. But the Mountaineers didn't clean up the environment and were like the 49ers and other greedy people who came to California for the Gold Rush. Dayton

Kansas versus North Dakota State. Jayhawks versus Bison. People like to eat Bison, so take ND State.

Boston College v. USC. Golden Eagles v. Trojans. Yes BC are Eagles, but Trojans are worse because they're Dead White Males, BC.

Michigan State v. Robert Morris. Spartans v. Colonials. Colonials were trying to impose their values on others and engage in homophobia and other intolerant behavior that the extreme right and Christian Coalition believes in, these people took over the GOP. Look at Rush Limbaugh. Take Michigan State.

Tomorrow I will do the West and Southern Regions.